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Custom London walking tours

Your city. Your interests. Your walk.

Tell me where you want to wander and what you’re into. I’ll build the route: a self-guided walk made just for you, as a date idea, a gift or simply your own kind of London.

Custom route · Hidden gems · Local stories

Not sure exactly what you want? That’s fine. That’s rather the point.

A red telephone box on a Westminster street, with Big Ben and a red double-decker bus behind it
Photo: Stefan K · Unsplash

Custom walks from €14,99

Made for an occasion

A walk for a date, a gift or just you.

A date idea with a story

A first date, an anniversary or a long-overdue afternoon together. Tell me what you both love and I’ll plan a London route with places to pause, stories to swap and somewhere good to end up.

A gift they can walk

A birthday, a leaving present or a thank-you for someone who has everything. A custom London walk is a gift they open on the pavement. Tell me about them in the form and who it is for.

Your own kind of London

A neighbourhood you never quite got to know, a theme you love, or a route around the places that matter to you. Hidden gems and local stories, at your own pace.

Custom walk questions

How does a custom walk work?

Fill in the form above with where you’d like to wander and what the walk should be about. I reply by email to agree the details, research the route myself and build it into a self-guided walk, in the same style as the walks in the shop.

How much does a custom London walk cost?

Custom walks start from €14,99. The price depends on the route and what you’d like in it; I confirm it by email before I start.

Can I give a custom walk as a gift?

Yes. Mention the occasion and a little about the person in “Anything else?”, and I’ll shape the route around them.

Is it a guided tour?

No. It is a self-guided walk: no group, no timetable. You follow the route whenever you like and pause wherever you want.

Does it have to be London?

Most custom walks are in London, but tell me where you would like to wander and I’ll let you know what’s possible.

A shelf of London and Scotland guidebooks, hidden-London and ghost-story books, with a tiny red pillar box and a black taxi
Ruud’s dad, seen from behind, resting a hand on an old London stone wall

Field-testing with my dad. He touches every wall.

Behind the walks

Every route starts on this shelf.

Guidebooks, hidden-London finds and a very well-thumbed book of Scottish ghost stories. I read around a place and research every route myself, so the stories in your guide are ones worth stopping for. Independently created and carefully researched, built around places worth noticing rather than a checklist of sights.

Ruud, the founder of Witty Wanderer, overlooking the Thames

Hi, I'm Ruud.

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    Carefully researchedEvery route is researched, refined and updated.
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    Curated detailsLocal stories, hidden corners and thoughtful discoveries.
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    A cause close to meI personally support SameYou and brain injury recovery.
Whether it's your first stroll or your hundredth, thank you for walking with Witty Wanderer.
Now, go wander. 🐾

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