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Greenwich Park at golden hour, with the Queen’s House and Old Royal Naval College

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Greenwich Park at golden hour, with the Queen’s House.

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From the Greenwich PDF

Real Greenwich PDF route page with every stop in orderThe route
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The Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich

Stop 02

Old Royal Naval
College (Painted Hall)

★★★★★

London SE10 9NN

Your mission

Enter the Painted Hall. Look up and let your eye follow the narrative across the ceiling.

From the Greenwich PDF. Painted Hall admission is separate.

The Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich

Greenwich · stop 02

A hidden story.

Trivia

Designed by Sir Christopher Wren, the site was originally a royal palace (Henry VIII was born here). It became the Royal Hospital for Seamen and then the Royal Naval College.

Photo: Gabriel Varaljay / Unsplash · from the guide

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